Adopted daughter that is dating your ex boyfriend who is way to old for her and we hate eachother but nobody else in the world really cares because we hide our hate and show our love for eachother for no reason and it is kind of annoying:
4th cousin 2 times removed on your dads side of the family that might be gay but no one really knows for sure and is a doctor for the Mexicans that jumped the border illegally:
Aunt’s cousin’s kid that had a kid that had a cousin that had a brother who also had a kid that had a kid and had a sister that had a second cousin who had a kid: